2. Stop licking the table
3. Yes I'll read you a story, on my lap, even though I'm using the bathroom
4. No, it's not ok to pee pee on the playground at school
5. Stop peeing on the flowers
6. Stop peeing off the deck
7. At least he turned around (when I caught him peeing in the ocean, standing up!) Sense a pattern here?
8. Take that candy out of your underwear (my all time favorite)
9. No, I do not need you to wipe me (in public restroom)
10. No, you my not have a margarita with your grilled cheese (when ordering at a restaurant)
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