How to Look Like a Star

Step 1: Steal Mommy's glasses from out of her purse (look cute while doing so)

Step 2: Bend frames as wide as they will go (until you hear the popping sound)

Step 3: Insert face, making sure that you lick the lenses 

Step 4: Smile your million dollar smile! You are now a star.

Note to self: This trick only works with mommy's expensive sunglasses. The el cheapo plastic sunglasses that were bought especially for me do not elicit the same star qualities!